Faux Fudge Balls

Faux Fudge Balls

My first, most important, most life changing, easiest, quickest recipe for those of us who cannot go a day (or our period) without our chocolate fix are chocolate balls. Yes. Chocolate balls. All skinny betches love them.

Recipe for Faux Fudge Balls

• Soft Dates (must be very soft, dry dates will not work)

• Sugarless cocoa powder (found in the baking aisle, either Hershey's brand or any organic brand—this is not hot chocolate or chocolate milk mix it is straight up ground cocoa beans with no sugar, fat or anything other than delicious (fat and cancer reducing) antioxidants)cocoa

Directions: 

• Mush up with hands until dates are completely one with the cocoa powder, and roll into balls
• Add cocoa to taste and sprinkle on top when done

Add coconut shavings if thats what you are into..or anything else that tastes delicious with chocolate

You may need to protect your skinny betch mani but I promise its worth it. 

Lesson of the day: Dates + sugarless cocoa powder = skinny betch fudge
I promise you won’t have to pretend its good. It is. So don't be too betchy and lazy to go out and buy the 2 ingredients you need to make the easiest fucking thing in the world. You won't regret it and either will that boy your dating who's always known you as a true blue skinny betch.

Yours truly,

Another Skinny Betch